BeerChat:YalasoandtheBoringCorporateBeer

Last night we overheard our premium lager Yalaso having a chat with his

frenemy Boring Corporate Beer. It went something like this.

Boring Corporate Beer: Hi Yalaso.

Yalaso: Hey dude, what’s up?

Boring Corporate Beer:  Not much man, I’m feeling a little artificial today.

Yalaso: Artificial?

Boring Corporate Beer: Yeah dude, artificial. Everybody knows I’m made with a bunch of chemicals and bad water. I’m barely beer at all if we’re being honest. That’s why I have no head or body. It pretty much sucks being me…You feeling good? Staying in shape? You look good man.

Yalaso: Always my man, always. I’m brewed with all the good stuff. Tibetan Mountain Spring Water, Highland Barley, great imported hops, just keeping it all-natural and healthy. Look good, feel good, taste good. That’s the Yalaso way.

Boring Corporate Beer: Yeah that must be nice. I’m just full of crap. I actually feel bad for the people who drink me. It’s a little sad…

Yalaso: Frankly Mr. Boring Corporate Beer I’m surprised anyone ever drinks you.

Boring Corporate Beer: Yalaso, you better watch out. The world’s gonna drink you all up. You should be worried dude.

Yalaso: Worried? That’s fine man. Everybody drink-up, we can always brew more. Reincarnation is a thing you know.

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